Coffee table layout

Hi everybody
I was chcking out a Home Depot in Dublin Ca (my first time in one) and I saw this big square coffee table in the outdoor funiture dept. that would be super cool to put a layout in.. It was called natures retreat and was on sale for about 180 dollars. With a little work i think it would be perfect. I just cant find a way to put it in my bags to take back with me:(

Kelly, if only Robert Toole is still in the air force. He could airdrop it in Germany.

We have Home Depots here too. Small world. I prefer to shop at Rona, though

HAHA I used to work at the Enlisted Club at Ramstein, and when I would stop off at the 24 hour shopette after work, I would see the crew busses come in, where they would drop off the empty cases of German beer, and pick up a case or two of full ones to take with them on their flight back.

My flight bag carried Ritter chocolate bars, z scale trains and Swarovski Chrystal. Now since I don't drink, I would always help out another crew member with his over spending.
Our crews normally consisted of of 20 members as somone was always taking a check ride or in training with an instructor. When we returned to CONUS there must have been 25 - 30 cases of brew strapped to the floor of the plane.

Regards,

Robert
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